Funny one liners

I told Bobby I was taking Thomas and Andrew to the zoo last week, and he burst into tears saying he wanted to go and didn't want to go to school. Thomas says, "Bobby, it is just hard in life."


Bobby says as I put him to bed two nights ago, "You know what I look most forward to in heaven?" I said, what (usually it is ice cream or something random he thinks)... He says, "Jesus." "And Baba", his great grandmother who passed away.

Andrew says often, "Darnit"... wonder where he learned that one.

Sydney says, "Ow" and something that sounds identical to "Help".